War. Dagor Bragollach.
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Stop struggling, Anon.
Surrender your soul to the one and only first of her name ice queen.
Queen of Dragons, breaker of chains.
Ruthless slayer of female heterosexuality.
Resistance is futile.
and allow our lord and savior to raise you from perdition and help you transcend the mortal plane. Only paradise awaits on the other side.
"I’m just looking for good music to listen to…"
"Ahem, well alright then, this look interesting…"
"… well she’s kinda attractive…"
"JFC WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT"
"I GIVE UP"
You speak nothing but truth, friend.